Biggest invisibility update ever

F*ck productivity. Slack smarter, not harder.

WeSlackOff is an invisible AI assistant for pretending to work.

Mock UI showing fake Slack conversations and Jira tickets

How It Works

Our cutting-edge AI tools help you look busy while doing absolutely nothing.

SlackGPT

Sends realistic-sounding messages like:
"Looping in @devops, looks like an infra issue."
Trained on 1M+ corporate DMs.

Fake Jira Activity

Auto-opens/closes tickets
Comments with fake context like:
"Blocked on upstream dependency, tracking in #infra"

Zoom Presence AI

Simulates eye contact, nods, laughs
Now with "confused face" mode for senior dev authenticity

More Features

Everything you need to look productive without lifting a finger.

VS Code Auto-Typer
Looks like you're debugging... you're actually rewatching Solo Leveling.
Status: Active
Mouse Wiggle Engine
Moves just enough to avoid "away" status.
Status: Active
Google Docs Simulator
Generates filler doc edits every 10 minutes.
Status: Active
Status Faker
Changes your Slack status to things like: "Heads down in code" / "Reviewing PRs"
Status: Active

What Our Users Say

Join thousands of professionals who've reclaimed their time.

Sarah K.

Sarah K.

Senior Developer

"This tool is life-changing. I haven't typed real code in weeks."

Michael T.

Michael T.

Product Manager

"My team thinks I'm a productivity machine. If only they knew..."

May C.

May R.

Tech Lead

"I'm working three jobs simultaneously thanks to WeSlackOff."

See Me Using It In Action

Watch how I use WeSlackOff to survive meetings from anywhere.

Watch me use the app

See how I slack off professionally with this AI tool

Enterprise-Grade Security

Our advanced technology keeps your slacking completely hidden.

Invisible to screen shares

Bypasses productivity tracking

Compatible with all major tools

Undetectable via eye tracking

Pricing

Choose the plan that matches your slacking needs.

Monthly
$69/month
  • Unlimited fake Slack messages
  • 100 Jira actions
  • Basic mouse movement simulation
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Best Value
Annual
$420/year
  • Everything in Monthly
  • Unlimited Jira actions
  • Advanced AI presence simulation
  • Free "My Manager Thinks I'm Online" hoodie
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FAQ

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Undetectability mode included. Results not guaranteed. Life satisfaction may increase.